November 2011
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"It's time to come home. I promise you won't have...
SON SAID I WILL BUT DAD IM AFRAID
SQUEEDOOLEEDOODEEDODEEDOO WAHNAHNAH
The very last Calvin & Hobbes Comic
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As tumblr gets all angry over this, nobody thought it appropriate to actually...
The Same Picture of Dave Coulier Every Day →
csingel:
Well, that’s it, internet. Every great idea is done. Pack up and go home.
FINALLY
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DogBallJokeQuest 2011
Darren: http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvecw4AWRC1qzfebyo1_500.jpg
me: im trying to put together a proper pun
the only thing i got so far is a dropped calls/dropped balls thing
i'll keep working at it
Darren: hahaha okay
me: "I should've never gotten that dog pheremones app"
i think thats the best choice
Darren: how bout
"call failed"
me: "hello? hello? Frank, am i talking to your dog's balls again?"
"Mr. Testacles, I know you're very busy but we have GOT to get those contracts signed by tomorrow!"
Darren: "hi, this a dog's ballsack. I'm just calling to see if you'd like to renew your subscription to the New York T- hello?"
me: nice
"This is reception for Dog Dick Enterprises LLC, how can I help you?"
"What? Right test-No! I tell them over and over again, this is the number for LEFT testacle! Christ! You're calling during my family dinner!"
Darren: hahaha
"Balls, Balls, and Dogcock, this is Balls speaking"
me: solid
"No, this isn't a prank! My name is Harry Ballsonya! No, don't hang up!"
Darren: hahah
"Help! I've fallin and I can't get up!"
"Choose LifeAlert."
me: nice
"yes, i'd like to report an emergency, it appears i'm trapped beneath a dog"
Darren: "Hi Lisa, it's your dermatologist. Your tests came back postive for canine testicals, so we're thiking the rash is probably from you rubbing - hello? Lisa?"
hahaha
thats a good one
"GET OFF ME DOG! UGH!"
me: "You gotta help me man, the neutering is scheduled for tomorrow! I don't know! Just do something!"
Darren: "yes can you help my dog? there's an iphone growing from his balls."
me: "Siri can you find me showtimes for Happy Feet 2 tonight? Wait, what the crap? This is an iPhone4?! Who switched my phone!"
Darren: hahaha
"Alright Jonathan. You give me my bone back, I give you your phone back. And honestly, if you put my bone in your balls, I really don't mind at all."
"stop crying jonathan. be a fucking man."
me: "baby I know I said I'd be home early tonight, but I'm a ball."
ballsack*
funnier that way
Darren: hahaha
"umm, 2. wait, hang on. how do you define household?"
me: "And then, and you're not gonna believe this Marcy, she told me that I was irrational one, and of course, I said nothing, because im a ballsack"
Darren: hahahaha
bingo
me: glad we could go on this journey together
Darren: me too
me: DogBallJokeQuest 2011
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Tycho - A Walk
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Anonymous asked: Not only do I love your blog ( heh found it ) but I also am secretly infatuated with you. K. here we go I got this idea from a spam msg I received on Facebook lol.. I know you like me but were always way too shy to say so :3 go hit up crushmasher(dót)com (uhh it wont let me do a regular link) then make an acct there. Search for the profile 'justmeandu33' ( obv me ) I posted body...
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Mysterious Massive Attack demo. Dark, ambient,...
These artists are saving hip-hop.
corsolis:
Shabazz Palaces
Kendrick Lamar
Danny Brown
ASAP Rocky
Big K.R.I.T.
Mr. Muthafuckin’ eXquire
THEESatisfaction
Das Racist
Main Attrakionz
Jay Electronica
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John Darnielle's "100 Reasons Why 'Ignition -... →
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14. And then we enter into the levels of reference again, which is where I get completely dizzy “Rollin’ on 24s/while they say on the radio”: what do they say? Oh, good God, they say what critical theory thought they’d say: “This is the remix to igntion”
15. which is to say that the song describes a party where they’re listening to the radio...
me: psh paltry
Ian: A. don't use words i have to look up
B. don't hate on teh amount of jello shots
tinyloudmoron:
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Watchjonbershad:
One day I want to be in a movie and say a line like “They have created something more than twice the size of any Lycan I’ve ever seen!” and I want to say it dead serious and I want other actors around me to have really scared faces as we all reflect on the horror of what I just said. Twice the size? Twice the size?!
Casting agents, please make this happen.
I would also like to be...
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