March 2011
55 posts
In this day and age, the overwhelming majority of the population enjoys speculating out loud, as if the content of their speculation had intrinsic value. However, they emit nothing of substance upon manipulating their Labia superfluos entafada and Labium inferius; all one hears is a random quantity of nonsense, and these deplorable individuals feign ignorance about the man known as “Dre.”
Watchpaulbriganti:
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bbook:
Word Premiere Video: The Vandelles “Summer Fling”
Hey guys, check it out: the music video I shot, directed, and edited for The Vandelles new single!
Mike Antonucci made the waves graphics & Kevin Mead was my AD for the bar scenes.
KIRK “Killin it!” LARSEN
this came out great. really awesome job
Kirks the koolest. great job!
“Cash rules everything around me/C.R.E.A.M. get...
At first I thought writing this paper would be fun, now I’m starting to think it was a bad idea.
Wu-Tang Clan Ain’t Nothing To F**k With: A...
The title of the paper I just started.
Aly: girl in front of me is sneezing
it sounds like she’s having crying sex
it’s so bizarre
me: maybe she is
look underneath the desk
travishelwig:
B.O.B. - No Future
B.O.B drops an...
The Thoughts Going Through My Mind When Listening...
Hmm…This doesn’t sound dirty at all. interesting choice of a title.
OH I SEE! It’s an eighty’s cover. that’s cool I guess. Are the synths the dirty part?
Oh now Fergie’s singing the chorus. Is there gonna be a raunchy rap to add the “dirty bit”?
ooo they’re chopping and screwing fergie’s vocals. maybe thats the dirty bit.
WHATS...
my master plan is to cut a hole in Duncan’s ceiling right over his bed and pay an actor to dress and look just like him and have the actor mimic all movement in his bed so he thinks its a mirror. This will go on for several months until Duncan is sure there is a mirror over his bed, and then one night as he his falling asleep looking at his falling asleep “reflection”...
7 ads if Catan was a real place →
The Coolest Kids in School: The Surprising... →
markvigeant:
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travishelwig:
I wrote this article on Skidmore’s National College Comedy Festival for Splitsider. It’s easily the most research I’ve done in my life.
Read, comment with your Skidmore stories, pass it along, and tell me what you think!
When I was a freshman at this festival, I saw the Hammerkatz perform what are now famous Derrick sketches. Derrick didn’t...
me: how does one have a girl stay over and not have his bowels hurt him from not farting the next day
Ben: its near impossible
i think the prospect of having someone over forces me to adjust my diet
for example sarah and i got chipotle
but i asked for no beans
even though i love pinto beans
me: it was a sacrifice you had to make
because you knew you couldnt fart around her
if only there...
“That Black Eyed Peas dirty dancing thing is worse than raping a cat. What is...”
– LCD Soundsystem’s James Murphy
Phil Collins is Quitting! TONIGHT I DANCE IN THE... →
New Battles song. Listen Listen →
Ben: lolol a little bit ago i did kathy bates’ boobs http://fuckyeahnouns.com/kathy%20bates%27%20boobs
me: why is that something thats always on the forefront of our minds
Ben: i have no idea
like when i think of silly, ridiculous things
i think of kathy bates
and her breasts
mp3/zip mixtape for those technologically inept.... →
Fuck Yeah Nouns →
paulbriganti:
This is the best thing ever.
I used it and I got this. Win.
Tried listening to James Blake today
THAT was a waste of time
get dat mixtape →
