I wouldn’t be an asshole if i wasn’t insecure and I wouldn’t be insecure if I wasn’t funny and I wouldn’t be funny if I wasn’t an asshole.
the first Facebook Asshole follow-up EVER was just posted.
Go read it yay! facebookasshole.tumblr.com
I was just thinking about a sweatshirt I had when I was a freshman that I lost a few weeks into college. It wasn’t anywhere specific, I just wanted to wear it one day and couldn’t find it in my closet. I never found it or anything and now three years later I’m wondering where that sweatshirt is. Because it most likely still exists unless it got burnt or thrown in the trash or something. So where is it? Who has it? Has it been worn recently?
+ 3 tumblrs
+ 1 facebook
+ 1 youtube
+ 1 bandcamp
+ 1 twitter
- Ben: ughhhh fuck
- so two other versions of this song were released
- me: uh oh
- Ben: the first of the two featured B.o.B
- as we predicted
- i almost dont want to tell you who the other version featured
- me: REALLY
- Ben: bc it will ruin you
- me: ....
- if its any member of the Wu-Tang Clan
- im never listening to hip hop again
- Ben: no
- me: okay
- Ben: almost as bad
- me: then i can take it
- Ben: .......Big Boi
- me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
- Ben: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dGBYmb-E8o
- FUCK FUCK FUCK
- me: was it just a remix that somebody did???
- did big boi willingly put his name on it?
- Ben: im not sure
- its unclear
- http: //en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alligator_Sky
- but big bois lyrical content is similar to the refrain
- me: ill google the lyrics of his rap
- see if they turn up on something else
- THIS ISNT ALLOWED TO HAPPEN
- Ben: IM SO PISSED
- me: BoB is allowed to be a douche
- Ben: its not supposed to be like this
- me: Big Boi is not
Today I wrote my first actual post about making my first short film with a friend. I’m excited to be making this film and I’m excited to be chronicling the experience, as I really don’t have any idea what I’m doing. Please read! zachismakingamovie.tumblr.com
Hey everybody, me and my friend Josh JUST decided today that we’re gonna make a short film together. I’m making a blog chronicling the process/success/failure of this project. zachandjosharemakingamovie.tumblr.com
I honestly don’t care. This means so little to anything that ever was or ever will be. Ever.
- Stranger: whats ur name?
- You: Josh B
- You: and you?
- Stranger: Kala
- You: that's a really great name
- Stranger: Kayla*
- You: nevermind
Starbucks Employee: Hi sir what can I get for you?
Me:ITS 8AM GIVE ME AN ICED COFFEE THATS BIGGER THAN MY HEAD
Starbucks Employee: Sir, we don’t make cups that lar-