June 2011
84 posts
Its always a good day when theres a new Wu track
I wouldn’t be an asshole if i wasn’t insecure and I wouldn’t be insecure if I wasn’t funny and I wouldn’t be funny if I wasn’t an asshole.
StartYourOwnRebellion - Any City
Ya its dat jam.
OH ITS DAT JAM DAT JAM DAT JAM
the first Facebook Asshole follow-up EVER was just posted.
Go read it yay! facebookasshole.tumblr.com
I was just thinking about a sweatshirt I had when I was a freshman that I lost a few weeks into college. It wasn’t anywhere specific, I just wanted to wear it one day and couldn’t find it in my closet. I never found it or anything and now three years later I’m wondering where that sweatshirt is. Because it most likely still exists unless it got burnt or thrown in the trash or something. So where is it? Who has it? Has it been worn recently?
+ 3 tumblrs
+ 1 facebook
+ 1 youtube
+ 1 bandcamp
+ 1 twitter
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= toomuchfreetime
- Ben: ughhhh fuck
- so two other versions of this song were released
- me: uh oh
- Ben: the first of the two featured B.o.B
- as we predicted
- i almost dont want to tell you who the other version featured
- me: REALLY
- Ben: bc it will ruin you
- me: ....
- if its any member of the Wu-Tang Clan
- im never listening to hip hop again
- Ben: no
- me: okay
- Ben: almost as bad
- me: then i can take it
- Ben: .......Big Boi
- me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
- Ben: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dGBYmb-E8o
- FUCK FUCK FUCK
- me: was it just a remix that somebody did???
- did big boi willingly put his name on it?
- Ben: im not sure
- its unclear
- http: //en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alligator_Sky
- but big bois lyrical content is similar to the refrain
- me: ill google the lyrics of his rap
- see if they turn up on something else
- NO
- NO
- THIS ISNT ALLOWED TO HAPPEN
- Ben: IM SO PISSED
- me: BoB is allowed to be a douche
- Ben: its not supposed to be like this
- me: Big Boi is not
Today I wrote my first actual post about making my first short film with a friend. I’m excited to be making this film and I’m excited to be chronicling the experience, as I really don’t have any idea what I’m doing. Please read! zachismakingamovie.tumblr.com
Alkaline Trio - Burn (65daysofstaticremix)
WATTAREMIX
The Dream - Body Work + F*ck My Brains Out
OH DAT JAM
Hey everybody, me and my friend Josh JUST decided today that we’re gonna make a short film together. I’m making a blog chronicling the process/success/failure of this project. zachandjosharemakingamovie.tumblr.com
Bag Raiders - Shooting Stars
Sunday Evening Sunset Jam
Ellie Goulding - Starry Eyed (Penguin Prison Remix ft. Theophilius London)
I honestly don’t care. This means so little to anything that ever was or ever will be. Ever.
This is the video of Me on American Idol, Scroll to around 4:25 and just watch. You cant miss it.
peed my pants.
I just fell off my chair.
Brian Eno - Pour It Out
Gorgeous Gorgeous Gorgeous my GOD
Nas - Nasty. MY GOD THIS TRACK KILLS
1. It’s the economy, stupid.
2. A week is a long time in politics. Or variants thereof, such as, “If a week is a long time in politics then a month seems an eternity.”
3. What part of x don’t you understand? Although this one seems to have nearly died out already.
4. Way beyond, or way more.
5. Any time soon.
6. “Events, dear boy, events.” (Except as the name of an excellent political blog, currently in abeyance.)
7. Learning curve.
8. Raising awareness.
9. Celebrating diversity.
10. In any way, shape or form.
11. Inclusive.
12. Community, especially a vibrant one.
13. Hearts and minds.
14. Celebrity.
15. Makeover.
16. Lifestyle.
17. Going forward.
18. A forward policy.
19. A big ask.
20. At this moment in time.
21. Not fit for purpose.
22. Hard-working families.
23. Apologies for lack of postings.
24. Black hole (in a financial context).
25. The elephant in the room.
26. Perfect storm.
27. Seal the deal.
28. A good election to lose.
29. Game-changer.
30. Beginning an article with “So”.
31. IMO, IMHO, LOL, ROFL and so on. I mean, whose opinion is it going to be? Genuinely witty abbreviations, however, are permitted, for example, QTWTAIN, YYSSW, IICRS (Questions to Which the Answer is No; Yeah, Yeah, Sure, Sure, Whatever; Iraq Inquiry Coverage Rebuttal Service).
32. Vibrant (when used to mean lots of non-English people).
33. Progressive.
34. Arguably, as in “arguably the most perfect village in the Siebenburgen” (Spectator, 24 July 2010).
35. Headlines beginning “Now”, as in “Now You Pay for Prison Parties.”
36. We will take no lessons on x from y.
37. Beginning a report with “They came”.
38. Iconic.
39. “Action” as a verb.
40. Parameter.
41. The level of.
42. A sense of.
43. A series of.
44. The introduction of.
45. A package of. Especially measures.
46. A basket of.
47. A raft of.
48. A range of.
49. The prospect of.
50. (All) the hallmarks of.
51. “Leverage” as a verb.
52. U-turn as a verb.
53. Dislocate as a noun. Or disconnect.
54. Toilet, storyline or any other unsuitable noun as a verb.
55. Exponential or exponentially used to mean big or a lot.
56. Incredible or incredibly as intensifiers.
57. On a daily basis.
58. It’s in his/her/their DNA.
59. Let’s be clear.
60. At the end of the day.
61. Organic, to refer to anything unrelated to farming or to the chemical science that deals with carbon-based compounds.
62. “The truth is…” before the peddling of an opinion.
63. End of.
64. Any journey not describing travel from A to B.
65. A no-brainer.
66. Pot, kettle.
67. What’s not to like?
68. Max out (in relation to credit cards only).
69. He/she gets it. They get it. He/she/it just doesn’t get it.
70. “All the evidence tells us” to mean “I’ve read something about this somewhere that confirms my prejudices”.
71. Fairly unique.
72. Paradigm shift. Or anything to do with a paradigm.
73. Quantum leap, except to mean a very small change of fixed magnitude.
74. Step change.
75. Sea change.
76. Real people and the real world. In real time.
77. Coffee, the waking up and smelling thereof.
78. Ongoing.
79. Project, except in the construction industry.
80. “No longer.” (Following a loving description of The Way We Were.)
81. Agenda, except to describe a list of things to be discussed in a meeting.
82. Out of the box (especially thinking).
83. Kick the can down the road.
84. Psychodrama. (To describe any tense political relationship.)
85. Radar, to be on someone’s, or to be under the.
86. Name and shame.
87. Does what it says on the tin.
88. Stakeholder.
89. Deliverables.
90. Key (adjective). Especially keynote speech.
91. Enough already.
92. Who knew?
93. Epic fail.
94. See what I/he/she did there?
95. Not so much.
96. Beleaguered, except of a city, town or fort with turrets.
97. Rolling out, except carpet, wallpaper or logs.
98. Forward planning (until invention of time machine allowing other kinds).
99. “And yet, and yet …”
100. The suffix -gate added to any news theme supposedly embarrassing to a government.
I disagree with the last one. the suffix “-gate” needs to be added to EVERY fiasco
- Stranger: whats ur name?
- You: Josh B
- You: and you?
- Stranger: Kala
- You: that's a really great name
- Stranger: Kayla*
- You: nevermind
Starbucks Employee: Hi sir what can I get for you?
Me:ITS 8AM GIVE ME AN ICED COFFEE THATS BIGGER THAN MY HEAD
Starbucks Employee: Sir, we don’t make cups that lar-
Me: SHUTUP