August 2011
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A new joke that I hope never ends
me: i believe it was the same party as the fart
a tragic night for micah
that is a great sentence
i hope to be able to say it more often
"i believe that was the same cocktail hour as the fart"
John: The Fart
me: "I may be mistaken but was that the same business meeting as the fart?
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New M83 Album leaked and it's awesome. →
Foox and I on Breaking Bad
Jonathan: got an inside source with the final lines of the entire series of breaking bad
Walt (final words before EKG goes dead) "I am Heisenberg."
Hank "I know."
[Walt and Hank being making out]
[Marie and Skyler begin making out]
[Walt Jr throws down his crutches and leaves]
End series
me: Gus' ghost smiles from heaven
Jesse says "yo, bitch"
Jonathan: badger guffaws
I want a spinoff of breaking bad
called CSI: Hank
me: i want one called "That's My Badger"
Jonathan: ahaha
me: Everybody Loves Mike
Jonathan: Dirty Gomez
Salamanca and the Grandpa Bell
M-m-my Veh, Very Own Sh-Show
me: Cerebral Ballsy
Call Me Frank
I Hate My Partner
for Hank's partner
Jonathan: that's dirty gomez
me: cause all hank does is shit on him
oh
Jonathan: unless he gets two shows
dirty gomez is the spinoff of IHMP
brb
me: seriously im waiting for the episode when he says "Shut the Fuck Up hank! You're not even funny! These jokes are childish and immature! Honestly youre not funny! my GOD"
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“Okay, from the horse’s mouth (yes, I’m the horse—er, co-writer, co-creator): We...”
– Back To The Future Co-Creator Bob Gale
via MentalFloss
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Two days ago I woke up in DC. Yesterday I woke up in Nashville. Today I woke up in Kansas City. Roadtrips are interesting like that.
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Big Ghost aka P-Tone aka Volcano Hands aka the... →
This blog is like a hip hop Hipster Runoff. The guy writes it pretending that he’s Ghostface. It’s the funniest. It’s too funny.
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Zach Gibson!: I'm kind of offended right now →
darrenmiller:
tazar:
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Louie has had a truly amazing season. Really. Tonight’s second episode pushed it too far. I respect Louis CK to the utmost extent. I was surprised when I saw that there were two episodes in a row tonight. But now I get it. That second episode needed to be burrowed after the noncontroversial first…
Dude, it’s been an hour. If this...
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Zach Gibson!: I'm kind of offended right now →
darrenmiller:
zgibs:
Louie has had a truly amazing season. Really. Tonight’s second episode pushed it too far. I respect Louis CK to the utmost extent. I was surprised when I saw that there were two episodes in a row tonight. But now I get it. That second episode needed to be burrowed after the noncontroversial first…
Dude, it’s been an hour. If this show has taught you anything its that...
I'm kind of offended right now
Louie has had a truly amazing season. Really. Tonight’s second episode pushed it too far. I respect Louis CK to the utmost extent. I was surprised when I saw that there were two episodes in a row tonight. But now I get it. That second episode needed to be burrowed after the noncontroversial first episode. I’m deeply offended. As a (sort of) comedian, I know how common...
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Watchthedailywhat:
Music Video of the Day: Jay-Z and Kanye West - “Otis”
Spike Jonze directs the visuals for the first (real) single off the duo’s recently released collab, Watch the Throne.
[mtv.]
I really like this. I think it’s shot and edited beautifully. I think the color choices are surprising and gorgeous. But I really wish Aziz wasn’t in this. Not that I don’t like...
I'm thinking about writing an essay
It’s about the concept of “modern quirkiness” in literature. In includes authors like Foster Wallace, Easton Ellis, Palahniuk, Safran Foer, Klosterman, Franzen, and Eggerton. Do you guys have opinions on this? Specifically how these authors compare and relate to each other and are inspired by each other.
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Frightened Rabbit - The Wrestle
I mean ya…...
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You were all like, “mehhh ben folds five was...
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Long, drawn-out post that I will surely be mocked...
I’ve played a game lately. It’s called “Go to a popular news website and find a positive story on the front page” It’s impossible! The only ones that sort of count is a “heres a crazy story!” It’s absurd. Nobody is reporting on technological advances (unless its about the Google/Apple/Microsoft war) or medical breakthroughs, or stories of hope....
WatchThis trailer makes it seem like its a raunchy comedy about baby sitting. And then theres a ton of unrelated violence. Seriously, there appears to be know connection between the plot of funny babysitting movie and then funny movie with gunshots and explosions.
I think my sense of humor is going insane
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Watchlatenightjimmy:
Last night tUnE-YarDs played “Gangsta” with Questlove and Black Thought.
I think years from now, people will look back on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon and realize how insanely awesome it was that the roots performed with so many musicians
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Frightened Rabbit - Fuck This Place
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I wish I could set everything in my life to “i dont care, whatever is best” mode
