aestheticobject:

I will preface this by saying that this was too good not to post. Also, fuck you Hunger Games.
“I take a sip of the hot, sweet, creamy liquid and a shudder runs through me.”
…..But I’m a lesbiannnnn!

There’s a mini chopper on my roof I’m taking to W. A. S. T. E. extraction point.I could find metaphors here but I really don’t want to. I really shouldn’t have used a comic book.

aestheticobject:

I will preface this by saying that this was too good not to post. Also, fuck you Hunger Games.

“I take a sip of the hot, sweet, creamy liquid and a shudder runs through me.”

…..But I’m a lesbiannnnn!

There’s a mini chopper on my roof I’m taking to W. A. S. T. E. extraction point.


I could find metaphors here but I really don’t want to.

I really shouldn’t have used a comic book.

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    wow leah haha “i don’t think i ever spent a week in the same place.” Catch 22-Joseph Heller fuck i’m a whore
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    “Open the portal for me”
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    “Dorm or a homeless shelter.” Oh, Ellen Hopkins.
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    The same as above ^^ because I was actually reading The Fault In Our Stars as I saw this
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